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Regular Old Sex Trombone

As opposed to the extended plant people thing described in the link
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My goal is not not just to drudge up and old idea, I rather think I over shot my mark, by just a little, and that I may have been better off stopping at a regular old sex trombone.

In the linked idea I describe an incident during which I was shown that a vacuum cleaner tube can be used along with a fleshy "reed" to create an instrument with a farty-trombone-like sound and a theremin-like pitch changing capability. It has been long enough that I don't remember what the guy was doing exactly to change the pitch, yes it really was an other guy and not me, but he was probably just pulling in and out of the tube a little, but I do remember that the vibrating back and forth of the "fleshy reed" was what was making the sound.

So, rather than go into the whole plant-people, Borg-like thing, maybe I should have first paused at an instrument that simply replicated this sound.

So this regular old sex trombone would be a vacuum cleaner tube with an artificial fleshy "reed" that can be controlled by the player to precisely hit pitches and tones.

JesusHChrist, Apr 04 2015

Sex Trombone Plant/people thing Sex_20Trombone_20-_...nt_20People_20thing
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       // the whole plant-people, Borg-like thing //   

       Yes, well, just be careful where you go with that, it could end very, very badly for you ...
8th of 7, Apr 04 2015
  

       I don't think I could look at a trombone in the same way again, after reading the link. For that, I am eternally grateful.
Ling, Apr 04 2015
  

       I like this best as the chorus. The lyrics would be barely comprehensible and rambling about schemes and strange situations, much like the linked original.   

       Then the singer would come back in the chorus to his Regular Old Sex Trombone. Dixieland.
bungston, Apr 05 2015
  
      
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