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Robinson Clouseau

Robinson Crusoe meets Jacques Clouseau
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What would happen if the bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau was stranded on a deserted island?

This series would tell what would happen and be filled with funny antics, especially if Chief Inspector Dreyfus was there, too.

DesertFox, Nov 16 2004

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Shamelessly derivative. [8th of 7, May 03 2016]


       "Does your dingo bite?"
calum, Nov 16 2004

       I found the most dangerous thing on/near Fraser Island was the quasi-militant tour guide woman I had to confront before they let us go.
"DO NOT camp outside designated limits, paddle in the sea as Tiger Sharks breed here, climb on the shipwrecks, drive fast on the beaches, feed the whales, pet the monkeys...."

Still, I guess the caution may be merited in some cases - heard back from a friend over there now that a dingo had chewed his IPod into disrepair. "Dingos ate my IPod!"
DocBrown, Nov 16 2004

       Fraser is definitely the best place for this series. I apparently visited this island in a season when swimming in the ocean is almost forbidden due to the abundance of box jellyfish and white sharks. Dingos were all over the place, too, and ate my flip-flops. Darn wild dogs!
Pericles, Nov 16 2004

       Won't be the same without Peter Sellers. BUT if he were still alive I'd love to watch him bumbling about on a desert isle.
Machiavelli, Nov 16 2004

       That's why we have perls.
ConsulFlaminicus, Nov 17 2004

       Rowan Atkinson could pull it off, I'm thinking
smendler, May 03 2016

       If nothing else, he could be the Bean Friday …
8th of 7, May 03 2016

       Seems like Steve Martin tried him on for size, too.
RayfordSteele, May 03 2016

       Yet again, I mix up Clouseau with Cousteau when reading. I think the latter might be more interesting.   

       (P.S. Anybody else hear "Clousteau expedition" instead of "Cousteau expedition" in the song Magpie to the Morning?)
notexactly, May 13 2016

       "It's neau good, Kato - we shall have to build ourselves a some kind of bert if we are ever to get off this island."
MaxwellBuchanan, May 13 2016


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