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Ahhh...
What would happen if the bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau was stranded on a deserted island?
This series would tell what would happen and be filled with funny antics, especially if Chief Inspector Dreyfus was there, too.
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Fraser Island isn't completely deserted. It has got a shitload of dingoes, though. They love the taste of British tourists, too. |
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I found the most dangerous thing on/near Fraser Island was the quasi-militant tour guide woman I had to confront before they let us go.
"DO NOT camp outside designated limits, paddle in the sea as Tiger Sharks breed here, climb on the shipwrecks, drive fast on the beaches, feed the whales, pet the monkeys...."
Still, I guess the caution may be merited in some cases - heard back from a friend over there now that a dingo had chewed his IPod into disrepair. "Dingos ate my IPod!" |
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Fraser is definitely the best place for this series. I apparently visited this island in a season when swimming in the ocean is almost forbidden due to the abundance of box jellyfish and white sharks. Dingos were all over the place, too, and ate my flip-flops. Darn wild dogs! |
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Won't be the same without Peter Sellers. BUT if he were still alive I'd love to watch him bumbling about on a desert isle. |
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And if you get into the water when box jellyfish or irukandji are about then you don't have long to live. They are extremely dangerous. |
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That's why we have perls. |
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