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Tired of picking up a sandwich only to find its contents falling out the back into your lap? The new sandwich fixative is for you. With 10x the adhesive power of butter*. Spray it on and your sandwich will stay in one piece.
* Actual adhesive power depends on conditions.
by pottedstu. [my face your, Oct 04 2004]
[waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]
Much thought has gone into this vexing issue. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]
Try to love the sandwich...
...don't seek to change it. [k_sra, Oct 04 2004]
||Isn't this what mayonnaise is for?
||or perhaps a chive 'sandwich staple' ?
||Usually done with toothpicks with decorative plastic at the tip in delis here.
||What's this stuff made of?
||Use Anchovy Paste [link]. If you can glue fish, you can certainly hold sandwiches together.