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While dropping off to sleep last night, had this idea for a pro
wrestler's "gimmick" - THE CUSTODIAN. He comes to the ring
pushing one of those oversized trash barrels, with an
assortment of brooms, mops, etc., all of which he uses as
weapons. (Of course, he dusts the turnbuckles before starting
the match.) His coveralls have many pockets, which enable
him to smuggle other "foreign objects" into the ring. His
secret weapon? A pocket full of "sweeping compound," of
course! When he defeats his opponent, he puts a "CAUTION
WET FLOOR" sign over the prone body, before dumping the
carcass into his barrel and wheeling him back to the dressing
Hong Kong Phooey
"the secret alter ego of Penrod "Penry" Pooch"mild-mannered" police station janitor." [8th of 7, Nov 12 2012]
||Sorta like Bernard in Megamind.
||Perhaps the character could be an exponent
of an obscure martial art like Ecky-thump or
or even Fa Kyu
||I'm bunning this but only because I imagine it in the "superheroes" category.
||Apparently, Hacksaw Jim Duggan once "worked" as a
janitor in a storyline for the old WCW...