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A satellite equipped with a super powerful earpiece and a death ray is launched. The satellite orbits the earth once every few hours, and listens to everyone below. If it hears 'Custard', then it shoots a deadly laser beam below and vaporizes the blasphemous person. It will be perfect, once we develope
the necessary tech to do it, and it will completely eliminate custard.
Blasphemy!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Erthun0Pauc
All I did was say to my wife, "That bowl of custard was good enough for Jehovah!" [Jinbish, Oct 18 2009]
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Could this not be modified to fry anyone who mentions the
C-word before December 24th? |
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You'd wipe out half the 'Bakery. [-] |
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I'm with you. Let's rename it "sabayon" or "mousse" or "crème moulée" or "crème pâtissière" or "crème anglaise collée" or "blancmange" or "chiboust" or crème mousseline" or "crème brulée" or "quiche" or "chawanmushi" or "dilatant dessert sauce". |
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Custard is such an ugly word. |
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No, It wouldn't, because you've been warned, so you wouldn't tsalk about it. |
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And isn't quiche more like an omlette, Unabubble? But You are right, and I don't like custard. |
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Quiche filling is just an unsweetened custard, so no, it isn't just an "omlette" [sic] |
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ah, i see. never liked quiche or custard. also, yes, we can give leniancy on christmas, becausenobody wants to be blown up on christmas, and many people eat it on christmas. |
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If only we had launched it by now. But, Everyone is voting against it,so it looks like I am safe.
Custard, Custard, Custard. |
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Did someone mention custard? |
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*just now walking in after a few days* |
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Do I smell custard in here? |
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Maybe. From the subtitle, though, I thought that [Rmac] was suggesting flinging offenders into some sort of Siberian style goose-liver-paté based flan. |
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Pudding. Custard flavored pudding would be a nice
alternative. |
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This is just the kind of overblown, knee jerk reaction that has brought this planet to it's knees! |
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The turtle has to rest sometimes. |
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//Pudding. Custard flavored pudding would be a nice alternative// |
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//plot//: The noise of a bubble surfacing in a saucepan of thick curggh... |
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