Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Fewer ducks than estimates indicate.

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Tribbles and Klingons don't like each other
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Tribbles have come aboard the Starship halfbakery, and multiplied at alarming rates. Nothing seems to stop their alarming reproductive rate, as they are born pregnant and reproduce 10 tribbles per litter every 12 hours. Via transporter - give the tribbles to the Klingons. They'll be no tribble at all.

thumbwax, Jul 13 2002

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       I'd like to support this but I can't... "I'm a doctor Jim, not a trekkie."

Jinbish, Jul 13 2002
  

       See MIB2 yet? I recommend caution when dealing with small, roughly spherical furry creatures.

nick_n_uit, Jul 13 2002
  

       Tie baseball bats to ceiling fans, juggle Tribbles.

UnaBubba, Jul 14 2002
  

       Tribbles make a misical squeak.... I can envisage something like the famous Monty Python "Mouse Organ", but with Tribbles, and BIIIG mallets ...

8th of 7, Jul 14 2002
  
      
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