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Upmarket, novelty petfood where the "meat" is formed into life-sized fish or mouse shapes instead of little chunks. They would come in those little, flat, ring-pull cat food tins that dowager duchesses buy for their persian kitties as a special treat. Each tin might contain three "mice" embedded in "nourishing
jelly" of a contrasting colour to make the meat stand out. Perhaps the label could say "with REAL mouse flavour!". It would come in mouse, hamster, gerbil, budgie and goldfish flavours.
The same idea with the real thing. [Aristotle, Jun 13 2001, last modified Oct 17 2004]
||uh.. and he came down upon your head and made sure that you were dead?
||I once bronzed a hamster just like my baby shoes