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Tofurniture
A Shop That Sells Furniture Made of Tofu
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The Tofuton - ahhh. . . gentle slumber on a soft and squishy king size slab of soy bean curd. Household objects with sharp edges often prove havoc for toddlers and those prone to falling against them - however Tofurniture is soft, malleable and totally vegan!

We apologise for our currently limited colour range of white, but we are testing new products at all our new stores:

Tofun! Childrens toys,

Tofutensils! kitchenware,

and of course our ever popular 'Tofu-after-dark' stores with our range of vegetarian sex toys and videos.

Soon I shall rule the world with Tofu! ahhhhhaaahaaaahaaaaaaa .. .. .

benfrost, May 18 2001

Tofu Sex Toys http://www.halfbake...a/Tofu_20Sex_20Aids
[benfrost, May 18 2001]


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       Furniture is already made of stuff that tofu tastes like. It's called foam rubber.
Incidentally, this new-found tofu-mania? What's that about?
angel, May 18 2001
   

       That sound above . . do you here it? Yes, that's right! My Tofu bombers are circling - awaiting my command!
benfrost, May 18 2001
   


 
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