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The Tofuton - ahhh. . . gentle slumber on a soft and squishy king size slab of soy bean curd.
Household objects with sharp edges often prove havoc for toddlers and those prone to falling against them - however Tofurniture is soft, malleable and totally vegan!
We apologise for our currently limited
colour range of white, but we are testing new products at all our new stores:
Tofun! Childrens toys,
Tofutensils! kitchenware,
and of course our ever popular 'Tofu-after-dark' stores with our range of vegetarian sex toys and videos.
Soon I shall rule the world with Tofu! ahhhhhaaahaaaahaaaaaaa .. .. .
Tofu Sex Toys
http://www.halfbake...a/Tofu_20Sex_20Aids
[benfrost, May 18 2001]
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Furniture is already made of stuff that tofu tastes like. It's called foam rubber.
Incidentally, this new-found tofu-mania? What's that about? |
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That sound above . . do you here it? Yes, that's right! My Tofu bombers are circling - awaiting my command! |
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