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Toilet Clock

The Chronological Crapper
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The throne is mounted in the centre of a circular bathroom, it revolves on a precise swiss mechanism through which passes the necessary plumbing.

The time is marked on the wall and every hour is marked by a chime played on the bowl by a ball-cock valve, or spherical floatation device if you prefer.

The Toilet could revolve either daily, hourly or every minute, the latter could be a bit quick. Other bathroom furniture could measure other increments. For example the sink could move around the circumference of the bathroom, though this could make getting in and out difficult if it occupied the same temporal space as the door.

Could bring new meaning to 'at the third stroke the time will be...'

rambling_sid, Dec 08 2004

Dead Grandfather Clock Dead_20Grandfather_20Clock
[waugsqueke, Dec 09 2004]

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       I knew this wasn't one of [farmerjohn]'s.
phundug, Dec 08 2004
  

       Pah! Meshugenah, you don't know from toilet clocks. ... now John, that boy he knows toilet clocks.
waugsqueke, Dec 09 2004
  
      
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