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The household belonging to my 'early-morning vampire' parents have found yet another way to disturb my hard-earned vacation slumber in the wee hours: the new puppy has developed a penchant for mouthing his favorite squeaky toy at criminal times, and has thus unseated a rather annoyed neighborhood rooster
from his civic duties.
As non-squeakable toys apparently don't hold the mutt's interest, I propose squeaky toys which operate at a frequency well-out of range of human ears but which might occupy a teething hound bent on its eventual destruction anyways.
(??) dog dazer
not too loud, I hope [FarmerJohn, Nov 28 2004]
(?) Hopefully no adverse side effects.
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 28 2004]
||Ray had to sell his beachfront Hamptons house at a loss. Everytime the dog played with his toys, whales would beach themselves, spoiling everyone's fun.+
||How do I know if I got a genuine Ultrasonic squeaker, or a cheaper immitation, with no sound?
||[+] Good one, though. Squeak toys are annoying!
||huge, by the clever marketing, of course.