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Move over McCleans, push off Colgates, I'm coming through
Toothpaste is toothpaste is toothpaste, right?
Well, yes, but what about all those flavours?
Coproco Industries is proud to present UniPaste, the postmix toothpaste.
The central tub holds a stock generic bulk flavour-free gel or paste, and the clustered tubes around it the flavours, colourings
and stripes, which are carried by an overly complicated system of non-return valves and hydrazine-powered pumps to the mixing nozzle.
Simply use your Bluetooth-enabled phone* to select the required flavour, and the UniPaste dispenser will deliver a gob of your favourite dentifrice.
*Batteries, hydrazine and mobile phone not included.
Why, no officer, I just brushed my teeth... [Dub, Feb 12 2010]