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One thing's for sure during hurricane season, local weathermen from across the nation look to impress their friends, viewers, and future bosses with live shots of themselves in severe weather conditions. Sure, you could be one of a countless number before you to put on your new raingear and struggle
to stand and speak in gale force winds. Or you could get in the action like never before.
The Weatherman Hurricane Ball or "H-Ball" is simply put-- a hamster cage for weathermen. Climb inside, lock the hatch, throw yourself into the ocean, and report like no other weatherman before you.
Oxygen and tethering line not included. News Cameraman Ball also available.
||Are there floats on this huge wire cage you are throwing in the ocean, or are you proposin' we make dem weatherpersons there 'sleep with the fishes'?