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We look up all of the past attempts of
world domination and modernize
them. Then we look at all of the
current attempts of world domination
and categorize them. Then other
people can send in their ideas. Each
concerned citizen can also send in
their weaknesses and strengths for
This way if anyone is
doing something on a large or small
scale we can check it in the database
and see if it is a possible world
I'll extend the olive branch of peace
and allow everyone to store this
information on my computer and
furthermore I will spend my free time
to tell you if you should be
concerned with any attempts on your
freedom or lives. You can thank me
when you send me your info.
The US government has already identified the terrorist walk. You database should include the world-dominator walk. [kbecker, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Pinky and the Brain vs Dogbert: Grudgematch
[bungston, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Not that there is one of course [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Bungston - Dunno what all that was about but here is the real result
[gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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||[sartep], I'm mainly harmless if that helps.
||I'm not sure I'd trust [neilp] if I was you. He's a dodgy character and I happen to know he has a secret laboratory in his basement populated with an army of minions dressed in grey uniforms
||That will be your weakness, neilp?
put that down?
||It's ok, hazel. I'll put everything he
does in my database.
||[FJ] speaking French won't help.. [sartep]'s database is omnicient. perhaps.
||well, he's bound to a bit. Praat [sartep] Afrikaans?
||Of course we can [FJ] we accomodate all languages.
||Afrikaans, ek verstaan nie.
||Did you want to contribute
anything about taking over the
northern hemisphere, ravenswood?
||First point: share your plans with only yourself. Never let anyone know all your plans. And never give out your entire plan to all your followers. In other words, keep your secrets under wraps. This is how information leaks. Just what I've come up with in my many plans to take over the world.
||Discaimer: I am |\|0|\|-\/|013|\|7 by nature... I get other people to do my dirty work ;-)
Jaka je soucasna cernou komedii politika?
||//Slate2k: Sartep already knows ALL about keeping things secret. Especially the Secret Hat. Not that there is a hat of course, but if there were to be a hat then it would be secret. You mark my words. (see link)
||In fact, I bet that's where he keeps his secret plans. Under his hat.