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another scheme to overthrow the world
This is similar to the "get everyone in the world to walk
same direction and slow the earth" thing, except that it
Contract your programming skills out to the highest
man who leads a developing nation and create a
video that is both really
good (crowdsourcing, AI), and
articulated by intersticing borring parts with awesome
a rhythmic pattern so that watchers will lean forward all
the same time if they are watching in real time.
series of less awesome porn videos that lead up to the
real time porn video.
Then tell the strong man to threaten
super powers that he will release the porn bomb unless
refocus world wide reparations efforts onto his country.
make the porn bomb series and escape to Austrailia with
porn actors who will have been carefully chosen by you
the first several of a computer aided assessment of the
hotness of all of the chicks in the world, to join you in a
temerature control technology in the form of a
labrary in the middle of the Austrailian Outback that
the composition, interaction with humans, and behavior
water droplets of the various and ever developing
family of substances, which will also include a
the original porn bomb video, in real time, high in the
above the newly formed sea which will grow around the
Shulgin Labrary experiment/Porn Bomb Video Extension,
the middle of Austrailia.
||Well, at least we didn't waste any paragraph breaks.
||That's where you tear it away.
||What if not everyone's computer/desk is in the same
||You just reminded me to look for pictures of naked people online, thanks!