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Yeti Bothering

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This involves mass population of people moving to where the yeti is supposed to live, making its environment smaller and smaller forcing it into the cities so I can get a better look at it. Very similar to my Badger experiment of 86.
Mr Risk, Mar 19 2003

it was reported later that it was actually John Prescott. http://www.thisisth..._seen_one_yeti.html
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       You first - pretty darn cold up there. (Besides, this approach has dismally failed to produce any results with the Sasquatch.)
DrCurry, Mar 19 2003
  

       It's bad enough with foxes attacking my bins without bigfoots (bigfeet?) rooting through them as well.
oneoffdave, Mar 19 2003
  

       Is this why China is *really* in Tibet, they're trying to flush out the Yeti? Or does he hang out in Nepal? I forget.
snarfyguy, Mar 19 2003
  

       Could we try this with SETI first?
beauxeault, Mar 19 2003
  

       This could be easily accomplished by offering really cheap yeti-hunting package holidays. Or by invading China, which would also be fun.
pottedstu, Mar 19 2003
  

       Not particularly in favor of bother the Yeti, I’ll give you a croissant, because I realize that this is a satirical idea. Leave the poor Yeti alone, I’m sure you’re really saying...
pluterday, Mar 20 2003
  

       I'm much impressed with both the terms "Yeti bothering" and "Urban Yetification".
DrBob, Mar 21 2003
  

       Yuppiys - Young Urban Professional Yetis.
8th of 7, Mar 21 2003
  

       It does man Vs nature = world domination
Mr Risk, Mar 24 2003
  

       The one I talked to said that we stink, and our moms dress us funny.   

       Yeti... Yeti... Yeti... I'd rather spend a day on the water... I think I'll go fishin' for Nessie.
zigness, Apr 10 2004
  
      
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