Ass tracks, Skid Marks, Sergeant's Stripes, Star Dust, Ass Jam, Rorschach's Revenge, Doo Drops, Wipe Outs, Shit Stains

Get the picture?

OK... Not exactly the most pleasant of problems, but I KNOW that I'm not the only one who is concerned about staying fresh after a trip to the loo. Especially in the summer.

So, I'm proposing a simple device that could eliminate any unsightly residue. Basically, commode lids would be retro-fitted with a slightly angled mirror (The ASS GLASS) so that a person can see what it is that they are cleaning, rather than groping around in the dark.

Please don't hate my half-baked idea because you might find the subject matter a bit off-putting. Thank you.