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cell phone ejection
if your cell phone rings in a theater, automatic and immediate ejection from theater | |
simple enough, if a phone rings a big security guard comes down and throws the person out and the phone in the garbage.
Theater sniper
http://www.halfbake...ea/Theater_20sniper
Hit the deck! [thumbwax, Sep 26 2000]
Exploding cell phone
http://www.halfbake...ding_20Cell_20Phone
I hate cell phones too. [AfroAssault, Sep 26 2000]
Pocket Cell Phone Jammer -- For Real
http://www.starportuk.com/21.htm
"The would be mobile user standing within range of your Wave-Shield is none the wiser. They just think they have a poor or non-existent signal. Both their incoming and outgoing calls are mysteriously terminated and the phone displays 'no service'." [bristolz, Mar 29 2002]
Global Telephone Access Improves As Internet Gap Widens
http://www.itu.int/...leases/2002/05.html
"The year 2002 will also be remembered as the one when mobiles surpassed fixed lines. Currently, 97 countries have more mobile users than fixed-lines and almost 1 in 6 people on the planet have mobiles." [bristolz, Apr 04 2002]
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For repeat offenders, I can think of other, more
mechanically challenging things to do with a person
and a cell phone. |
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(For one, it would finally provide a convincing advantage of small, round Nokias over big, flat, flip-top Motorolas.) |
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This may be more satisfying for the other people if the seats themselves were cellphone-activated ejector seats. ring ring ring WHOOSH!! and the offender disappears through the ceiling. Of course that may be distracting, which would be a problem in theatres and cinemas. In that case the seats could be placed on cellphone-activated trap doors. |
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I thought the Motorola V was the smallest phone you could get.... |
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How about tasers in the seat cushions? With the right capacitance, you can short out the phone. |
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How about locating the person
in the hall and
electroshocking (trought the
chair), by remote control.
(Only the right person, hi,
hi, hi). |
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Not just theaters, but restaurants and libraries, too. |
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cellphonus rantus ad nauseum infinitum |
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interesting idea, although PeterSealeys idea about the phone jammer could be amusing coz I doubt that anybody would guess to complain, and just think it would be bad reception. |
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Throwing them out of the theater is one thing. Causing harm and destroying property is another. |
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Rant - hurt people who do X. |
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