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cow massage overhang

 If you've tried a massage chair you know how wonderful they feel; place similar massagers on something a bit like an overhang
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Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful

I think milk cows might enjoy getting automatic massages like those; just walk away if they have different preferences

happy cows

—beanangel, Oct 14 2007

How about some beer with that massage. http://www.foodmanu...er_and_massage.html
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 15 2007]

Squeeze Chute http://images.googl...l%3Den%26safe%3Doff
Mechanical cow hugger [wagster, Oct 15 2007]

(?) overhead cow message http://www.roadtrip...ide/Falling-Cow.jpg
[jaksplat, Oct 15 2007]


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       farm category
—beanangel, Oct 14 2007
   

       I think it would scare them away.
—21 Quest, Oct 14 2007
   

       But [21 Quest], if milk cows can get used to a machine that squeezes their nipples, surely a machine that gives them a back-rub would be readily acceptable by comparison?
—pertinax, Oct 14 2007
   

       Hm... hadn't thought of that. Also might pretenderize the meat... or not?
—21 Quest, Oct 15 2007
   

       It does. [link]   

       Makes sense. I've heard the opposite (beating and abusing them) makes the meat taste really foul because their muscles tense up and get adrenaline-soaked. It only stands to reason that the opposite is true, too.
—21 Quest, Oct 15 2007
   

       Cows like big hugs. Farmers have cow hugging machines to calm them while they examine and mend the cows. Make these machines vibrate. Mooooo!
—wagster, Oct 15 2007
   

       food:farming:livestock
—david_scothern, Oct 15 2007
   

       Is this a cow joke?
//Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful//
—xandram, Oct 15 2007
   

       oh, a massage *for* the cows. i thought this was massages given by cows. totally different outcome. although i don't know why the cows should get all the massages.
—k_sra, Oct 15 2007
   

       Kobe beef, beer and massage. Life should not be that good to any forms of life higher than primates.
—4whom, Oct 15 2007
   

       I wanna be Kobe beef.
—rascalraidex, Oct 15 2007
   

       xandram, it was an opportunity for a cow joke that Treon missed. He should have said "udderly" wonderful... although that is an old pun, indeed.
—21 Quest, Oct 15 2007
   

      
—beanangel, Oct 15 2007
   

       Uh, Treon...? You left a blank anno.
—21 Quest, Oct 16 2007
   

       I think it means he didn't miss the joke...
—xandram, Oct 16 2007
   

       Oh. You're probably right.
—21 Quest, Oct 16 2007
   


 

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