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a mouse that comes with a little key which when inserted into the appropriate aperture on the underbelly of your mouse and given a few twists will wind up a cleaning mechanism inside which sweeps both mouse ball and little rollers.
when the mechanism has finished running, remove key. the mouse should
then be tapped pretty heartily onto a sheet of newspaper and all the dust and increptitude of the week will be deposited onto the paper which can be disposed of in the normal way.
an optional extra would be a button which sprays a cirtrus air freshener/cleaner onto the mouse pad making this a clockwork orange mouse but that is another story….
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po... stop what you're doing, go out right now and buy yourself an optical mouse. |
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I w a s w a i t i n g f o r t h a t ! |
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oh bear with me waugs I am but a poor po! |
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I've seen optical mice for <$20 USD at my local computer parts/appliance/software/CD/Video store. |
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you are rather encouraging me to *do* spectacles for mice. |
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BinaryCookies, I notice naughty retailers advertising 'optical' mice that are acually regular mice (which admittedly have an interrupted optical sensor..) Danger words: "Optical sensor mouse". |
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Go optical, po. No more cleaning, very precise. Has a great "Repo Man" type red glow emanating from its underside. |
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Tip Of The Day: Don't get a cordless mouse if you have toddlers with access to your computer... |
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Would this be able to deal with congealed chip fat ? |
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only micro chip fat! (lol) |
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Funny how every anno here is off-topic... |
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Why not use the movement of the mouse to scrape the grimy and fluffy bits off the rollers and compact it into a little dropping? |
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Yeh, we all know that optical mice are better but I just like the extra character that this would give a computer mouse. |
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