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When I was a kid, bib overalls were worn foremost by (train) engineers. Even carpenters and real farmers sported the sturdy dungarees. This utilitarian garment is back with a few changes. The crotch is opened up to pass the head through the fly, and the legs are hemmed up to the wrists.
Voila, a
jeans shirt extraordinaire to match your Armani contact lenses. Add a section to the middle, the bib becomes a loincloth, and Madame is très chic in an eye-popping dress worn over panties or shorts. Named nds!pa pomus since they’re overalls upside down.
(?) drawing
http://www.geocitie...johnnie/pomus.html?
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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You're a strange one John. My wife doesn't like it, but I can't fishbone a drawing like that. |
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I'd talk to her. croissant for you |
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Didn't you already do upside down clothing? (Took me a few moments to figure out the title.) |
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Excellent, but she doesn’t measure up to the traditional orientation—I mean, without a shirt, of course. |
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Did you not wish to use the gold standard? |
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[Doktor C] No. I did do a +shirt that can be worn backwards, sideways and/or downside up. |
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[thumb, skin] Yours is purttier except for the !. |
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Well thank goodness there's a drawing! + |
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Ironically, the straps add depth to an otherwise heartless tableture. I originally thought this idea was a way to distribute fabric in remade garments so to relieve the normal pattern of wear at stress points, but I see you've gone one better there [FarmerJohn]. Bravo on a neat design! |
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Oh jeeze. I didn't understand what you were saying whilst reading the idea, [FJ], but when I saw the drawing I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. I'd guard that design jealously if I were you--wouldn't want to see that creation on the Yves Saint Laurent catwalk next spring with no due credit to you. |
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Reading these annotations, I can't determine now which of them are OK and which are flipped or rotated. At the moment, all left-to-right texts seems a bit suspicious. |
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It's good to know I'm not the only one going cross-eyed, then. |
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I thought only my mind worked like this......expect to see this in Paris and New York next year. |
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I got kind of turned on by that drawing. One slightly moist bun from me. |
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Oohhhh [bungston]! That's it for me. I can't laugh anymore today. My cheeks (on my face) and abs are sore already. No more laughter...please. |
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Bungston, that's more than I needed to know. |
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***resists the temptation to mention cream-filled buns*** |
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I don't think [FJ] requires his name under his ideas any longer. As soon as I read "The crotch is opened up to pass the head through the fly" I knew who was behind this monstrosity. |
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Probably the line that gave bung a semi. |
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FJ: Nah, I distinctly remember a drawing of yours of two pairs of jeans sewn together at the leg end. |
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[Detly] It's somewhere in the dictionary between noodle and woody. |
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Shouldn't the name be ,,sumop apisdn,,? |
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See thumbwax's anno and my reply above. |
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agreed FJ but yours reads from right to left! |
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It depends if one rotates the whole title or each letter (not quite cricket) before reading. |
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[Zanzibar], that's exactly what I was going to say! Took the words right out of my mouth. |
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Freakin' awesome. I'm with wagster, I had to read that line at least twice to conceive, but I at once knew to whom it belonged. +unq |
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