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I would like to start a busines that serves mainly college students. They would be able to get a stripper to come and tutor them while dancing for them at the same time. We have to go out and find smart, hot chicks before we can start the business.
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I'm afraid no studying would get done ... at all ... |
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How about a stripper incentive program? ... better preformance in class warrants a better pole dance ... I'd like to see it here at work ... better commission sales = better strip show |
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Will there be group discounts? |
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In response to the first annotation:
Alot of studying would happen it just would not be academic. |
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She could use flash cards. |
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See: Billy Madison
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Great... now every time I think of differential equations I get a hard-on... |
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I think it could work if the stripper, well strips when a student gets a question right. If the student gets a question wrong the stripper is to anti-strip their clothes back on.
Service should be available for Male and Female students. Strippers should be hired by the learning establishment and charged by the hour... |
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silver, you studying psychology or medicine? |
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Regardless of the subject you were supposed to be learning, you'd end up studying anatomy. |
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Every time I think of microwaved ramen I get a hard-on. In college, being relatively strapped for cash, I ate a good amount of the $.12 per meal salty noodle soup. My Roommate's fiancee' was a stripper, with no qualms about home nudity. The "suite" consisted of several rooms with a shared kitchen, where she'd come to eat every evening, often completely nude, save her engagement ring. It was a bit of culture shock at first, but I very quickly got used to it (almost choked the first time she walked in like that. Damn, she was hot!) |
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[po] studying neither per se. But that doesn't mean I’m not *studying* them on an extracurricular basis... |
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Some -- EXTRA -- credit **wink-wink** |
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The stripping tutor could clip flash cards to her Naples. |
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Market it to parents of teenage kids. "Want to be sure that your kids stay home and do their homework? Our motivational supervisors will not drop hints but ..." |
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For more information please call 1-800-LEARNIT. |
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Also baked in National Lampoon's Van Wilder. And Freefall...I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. And at the same time I want to kill you. Did you ever "make a move?" |
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you know those strippers who say there only stripping to pay there way through school? |
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Still, this is probably a slightly
better idea than "stripper/driving
instructor" (Instructor: "That was
such a good left turn I'm going to
take my t-shirt off" <crash!>) |
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Could also be a problem teaching arctic survival techniques in the field! |
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