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You've seen those "test your love" arcade-type games, where you put your finger on a heat-sensitive strip and it tells you if you're a passion fish or a cold fish. This bra uses the same material sewn into the external lining of a bra. If his or her touch was unworthy, the bra would glow a pale shade
of blue. If the grope was good vibrations then the bra would beam a bright crimson.
If the prospect is a dull, lifeless lover...wouldn't you like to know before you get down to business and avoid a bad bedfellow? I can't believe I just used the word 'bedfellow'. Who uses that word? What was I thinking?
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I thought love-tester devices used skin conductivity... |
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Natural instincts should be efficient however my alcohol intake seems to screw with my radar. |
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Shouldn't it have a Net Worth Indicator? That gets women hot. |
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Have to be careful with that, if it's a Wonderbra, the recoil could hurt someone... |
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Anna Nicole Smith's justify my love bra certainly works. |
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wouldn't that be a little insolent? your bra turns blue so you kick the guy out? you should be tuned into him enough before he's touching your breasts to know whether you want him around...besides, those love-o-meters work on body temperature...what if the guy just came in from the snowy outside? dumb idea. yuck yuck yuck. |
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This could really work. But rather than heat it should
measure breast swelling. When a woman is aroused her
breast size my increase by %50! |
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Come to think of it what I need is a "permanent arousal
bra" well, if I'm going to attract any of these beer drinking
men in any case ... |
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