They'll get rid of death, so they can keep getting taxes.

yeeee, our first iPhone game has finally been submitted to the app store. Should be going live before the end of Feb 09. Here's the YouTube video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ29WEvHReY

and here's the link to the app store:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=304916556&mt=8

Here's what a reviewer said about our chess game

http://www.quicklybored.com/?p=202

-------------------------------------------------------------- If you want to walk on water, find a frozen pond.

See -- told you:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12152740/

God does not play dice with the universe: -- Einstein

God does not play nice with the universe: -- theircompetitor

Murphy's Lawyer

He lived from check to check
On charity reliant
But then, our lucky wreck
Had stumbled on The Client

Since fish lay eggs, isn't it obvious eggs came before chickens?

People become proctologists for the same reason Galapagos finches have different size beaks

And btw, do you anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who's even managed to kill ONE bird with one stone?

The Pit

The fountain gently washed away
Anxiety and worry
I loved to walk in their shadows
Eyeing beautiful women
Crossing their legs
A spring ritual of self affirmation
And look out my 68th floor window
Onto the sparkling blue harbor
And the green lady, so calm and strong
Welcoming the fleet
Though on stormy days
The gathering clouds did seem
Like the hand of god
Reaching down

Schrödinger Collaborates with Dr. Seuss

When writing of my stately cat
I wove suspense into the book
You cannot know it's in the hat
Unless you open it, and look

Row, Row, Row My Boat

My friends do tell me, with affection
As if I wasn’t under steam
You’re rowing in the wrong direction
I answer gently, I don’t scream
Because I want to go upstream
You’ll understand upon reflection

When I'm not here (and even when I am), I spend time on:

http://www.cellufun.com

It's a mobile game company that I founded. Point your phone's browser to http://wap.cellufun.com to try some of our free games

Before Cellufun, I started Spiderphone, a web conferencing company. Check it out at http://www.spiderphone.com

[Mar 10 2004, last modified Aug 11 2009]

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