Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Yo, fellow Halfbakers. I'm a professional musician, composer, arranger, music editor, technical writer/editor, copywriter/editor, and so on. I could probably make a career out of filling in profile boxes like these.

I'm from L.A., but I live in the Vancouver, BC area. It's a watered-down version of Seattle, without the crime, congestion, culture, art, excitement, meaning---you know. And yes, thanks, I'd love some coffee. Right now. Lots of it.

It's been nice knowing you. In fact, it still is. As time is an illusion, it's hard to say whether we've actually met yet. Perhaps we will, in the past.

[Jun 28 2000, last modified Jun 14 2007]

   
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