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Ander

Yo, fellow Halfbakers. I'm a professional musician, composer, arranger, music editor, technical writer/editor, copywriter/editor, and so on. I could probably make a career out of filling in profile forms like these.

I'm from L.A., but I live in Vancouver, BC. It's a sort of watered-down Seattle, without the crime, congestion, culture, art, excitement, meaning---well, I'll stop there. And yes, thanks, I'd love some coffee. Right now. Lots of it. (Did I mention how unexciting it is here?)

It's been nice knowing you. In fact, it still is. As time is an illusion, it's hard to say whether we've actually met yet. Perhaps we already will have.

[Jun 28 2000, last modified Oct 09 2008]

   
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