I'm NOT a participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme - and you'll never get me to join. So there! Ner-Ner-Ni-Nah-Nah.

Just like when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail... When you've got a solution, everything looks like a problem.

Hey, where are all my ideas @? Still not being very nice.

( : q ) - Who says people don't keep New Years Resolutions?

I've noticed I'm more active on HB when there's a full moon.

Who's been twitching my web?
More's the point, who's been burying cheese in my back garden?

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