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Age: arrgh - now forty something
Married a long time - boys now 12 and 10 (where did those years go?).
Long time, if not intense, half-baker.
Guy goes into a bar with a small amphibian on his shoulder. He says to the barman:
""I'll have a beer, and can I have a coke for Tiny"
"Sure, but why do you call him Tiny?"
"Cos he's my newt"