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(+26, -3)	TV Documentary on the ancient Booby-Trapping Civilisations
(+23, -1)	Back-seat driver auto-patronising device
(+22)	God of the Formicarium
(+21)	Magical latent image fruit knife
(+23, -2)	Nude Olympics - Athens 2004
(+27, -6)	Real Corridor across the States
(+21, -1)	compass roses in the pavement at the exit to every tube station in London
(+23, -3)	Extra hour in bed for people born in the winter
(+20)	Mirrored contact lenses
(+22, -2)	Office chair seatbelt
(+23, -3)	Pedant signs
(+22, -2)	Steam-powered pencil sharpener
(+20)	Variable length children's DVDs

(+13)	Astronomically correct disco ball
(+14, -1)	Avatar: The breakfast cereal
(+13)	Benefit of hindsight news
(+15, -2)	Blind Copy Recipients Message Field
(+13)	Boiling fish tank
(+13)	competitive pyrosailing
(+13)	DC low-power output from high-power devices
(+13)	Lego wheels with anti-stud tread
(+13)	on-hold music slick concluding piano flourish
(+14, -1)	Retractable rear-of-car carpet
(+16, -3)	Romantic Hovering Soufflé Restaurant
(+13)	Round Trip Train Ride Hotel
(+14, -1)	Tutankhamun's tomb: The breakfast cereal
(+13)	USB bell-ringing minature steeple
(+13)	Virtual mobile phones

(+10)	Urban Ski-lift Mass-Transit
(+12, -2)	Wii Reckless Danger
(+10)	Wii Tai Chi
(+12, -3)	12V Fondue
(+10, -1)	Ambient, dual-source (daylight & LED) kitchen lighting
(+11, -2)	Carbon Steel Penny
(+11, -2)	House Agitator
(+9)	Inner-ear mini-actuators for VR verisimilitudeness
(+12, -3)	"Just wait a bit" button
(+12, -3)	Kinetic energy limit
(+9)	À la recherche du temps perdu lint trap
(+10, -1)	l'chapeau du mort
(+9)	“Mission:Impossible” movie tie-in microwave
(+10, -1)	online tug-of-war
(+11, -2)	Ponytail resonance/ walking cadence correlation warning
(+10, -1)	Public transport announcements to be given in the form of haiku
(+9)	Restfully meandering hotel breakfast toaster
(+9)	runway cameras
(+9)	Scented bubblewrap
(+9)	Sims-Facebook interface
(+9)	small maze
(+9)	Stonehenge Weetabix kit
(+9)	Tie pool
(+9)	Tooth Comb
(+10, -1)	traffic agents

(+7, -1)	hitching rides on empty car transporters
(+7, -1)	Iconic News Encoding
(+6)	Kinetic mp3 player
(+8, -2)	LCD bar
(+6)	learn English as learnt by someone learning it as a second language app
(+7, -1)	marine life double glazing
(+7, -1)	Massive Apocalypse Insurance
(+6)	Microscopic Lego
(+6)	Moveable windows
(+6)	Packaging to show logos of brand owner
(+7, -1)	Petulant Satnav
(+6)	Real 100m freestyle swimming
(+6)	Safe Drug
(+6)	Stunt Gym
(+6)	Teabag centrifuge
(+8, -2)	Teach left-handed children to write right-to-left
(+6)	Tourist attraction repair mitigation service
(+6)	Werewolf lunar mitigation courier company
(+7, -1)	Wikipaedia-esque aspirational news website
(+8, -2)	Year 2500: Internet Stock Market Bubble Reenactment Society
(+5)	About half a micrometre
(+11, -6)	Abstract Expressionism Anti-Graffiti Paint Gun
(+6, -1)	Advance fee fraud (419) reply-bot
(+5)	argon donor card
(+6, -1)	Behaviour-based checkout allocation

(+3)	Comic Background Radiation
(+3)	Coolmax® bedding
(+3)	Corridor etiquette
(+4, -1)	DAB to FM radio converter
(+3)	Digital camera with interchangeable sensor
(+4, -1)	'Easter Eggs' for cars
(+3)	Firsts on the internet
(+3)	Floral tribute virtualisation protocol
(+3)	Free-format documents
(+3)	Giant space-borne disco ball at twilight
(+3)	Government preparations for the collapse of London Bridge
(+3)	handy knurler
(+3)	Hospital bed foot controls
(+3)	improved annoying beeping noise
(+3)	Interview sabotage clock
(+4, -1)	iTunes-based music recommendation system
(+3)	leap tall buildings in a single bound
(+5, -2)	Live house
(+4, -1)	New Olympics running event
(+3)	Online reputation management
(+15, -12)	Pirate PIN
(+3)	Random base for trading
(+3)	rear-facing Van der Graaff generator for cars
(+3)	Roller Racking Capsule Hotel
(+4, -1)	Run-out groove noise simulating CD player


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