You know the kind the sneeze where your hand/monitor/dates face is left splattered as if shot at close range with a mucus blunderbuss.
But no more, with the Anti-Mucus Nostril Sacs!
The sacs are packaged as small discs, flexible and mouldable to the dimensions of disparate nostrils. The
user inserts them in their nostrils and tiny, thermally-activated micro-hooks secure the sacs in the nostril.
The user breathes as normal the sacs micromesh material allows air to pass freely.
When they sneeze however, the sacs act as a barrier to the ejected material.
The force of the sneeze causes the sacs to spring out of their disc state and into their extended state they are structured in a manner akin to a tiny concertina/wind sock where they dangle from the users nostrils, holding the mucus.
Besides preventing the spraying of mucus all over your surroundings, this would also look hilarious
Oh Chad! Look everyone Chads mucus sacs have gone again!
They would come in a variety of colours and styles (eg. national flags, leopard print etc) and could even act as a filter for undesirable matter in the atmosphere (eg. dust, anthrax spores etc).