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It will be advantageous to have a fully automated chicken farm.
Complete with growing cages and feeding/watering points integrated.
To go further, one can introduce an extra device that can prepare the chicken for the market - plucking and cleaning right there on site.
Now to make sure your chicken
goes to a niche end user market, a folding barbecue grid that are built into the chicken cage can fold around the chicken and be disconnected from the cage to be loaded directly into the freezer for dispatch to the awaiting barbecue outlets.
And there, Voila! u have a chicken that can be barbecued on any fire!
Can occur in different falvours / spices
"Wasn't that cool, that thing I saw in the movie? Wouldn't it be neat if it were real?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120630/
[DrCurry, Mar 05 2008]
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//crocer//
One who peddles crocks? |
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OK, automated chicken coop, that's a good idea, mostly baked, but maybe you have a new method. How is your's automated? Need some details. The one deatil you have is about part of the cage going to the enduser, an that is gross. |
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Ok, how about a heavy foil wrapper. Scratch te perceived gross idea. |
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Needs a pickler, not Kellie. |
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Because there just isn't enough gratuitous animal cruelty yet. |
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A shuddering one, [skinflaps]? |
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My very thoughts [coprocephalous] |
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What comes first - the chicken or the egg? |
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If this is a chicken's fate, it might never leave the egg. |
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There isn't anything on that idea that states when the chicken is killed. Please tell me that it dies before the plucking. |
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The chicken is killed by the automated cage.In the same way it is done on commercial chicken farms.
Yes, fortunately the chicken gets plucked and cleaned after it gets killed.It won't feel a thing... |
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This really isn't all that original, unless you were trying to make automated chicken production even crueler. |
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I think the annotation was pointing out a specific misspelling. I don't think there was any actual doubt about the misspelling. |
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[novaris], I actually like you... which is more than I can say about most newbies here. However, I would recommend you to the help file. I would also suggest that taking a little more care with punctuation and prose style would be to your advantage. |
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Writing in dense continuous prose interspersed with txt terms is frustrating and unnecessary. Your ideas will be far better received if you at least try to sort those aspects of your writing. |
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I will look into that and may i say that i enjoy to learn.
My grammar and spelling can be improved. |
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Frankly, most chicken farms are already highly automated. Chickens are kept jammed in cages already. Automated machines sweep them up for plucking. It's really all too gruesome for words, and the result doesn't taste nearly so good as free-range chicken. |
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So please add this bone to your collection. |
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Surely the most depressing thing about this idea is that it is surely only a matter of months until it is implemented, and probably in an infinitely more cruel (but more profitable) way. |
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And what [DrCurry] said about free range chickens. You can just simmer them with herbs and salt and pepper. |
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Get that fucking chicken outta my car... |
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Keep in mind that this farm could very well be free-range. After all, the only difference is a bigger cage. |
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