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For Halloween the bat cannon will will put you wings and ears ahead of the neighborhood displays. Load rubber bats into muzzle and the moment the little dirt merchants come up your path, BOOM!, the spring loaded cannon blowws the little bug eaters all over the lawn. Now pull the bundle of monofilament
leashes at the breech and they all follow back to muzzle.
||I wants it, I wants it, it's my precious!
||Ok, yes, that's overdone...but so what.