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Termite mounds are boring, and the termites must get sick
living in them, that's probably why they start eating people's
houses. The idea is to install a pre-cast model of a famous
building in your garden to keep your termites happy. An off
the peg range of buildings would be available,
White House, Buckingham Palace to ancient monuments like
the Temple of Angkor Wat, Sphinx etc. Naturally the
would quickly customise the buildings to suit their needs
resulting in no two buildings being the same.