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Know what they really think of you
Someone wise once said that how you feel when you receive a letter
from an old friend speaks to your true feelings about the person.
But how is the friend supposed to know how you truly feel?
Enter the card cam. A mild mannered greeting card is equipped with
a cheap digital camera triggered
by the opening of the card, much
like those musical cards. The card snaps a photo or short video clip
of the poor chump who opens the card and then uploads it to the
Internet via an onboard wireless transmitter that looks for unsecured
WiFi or other pathway, perhaps even requesting consent to piggyback
on the data plan of someone who actually bothered to make it to the party.
||If you've got a mole at the party anyway, why not
just have them secretly record it?
||Uninformative. Just FOIA the NSA feeds.