Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Curse Vending Machine

Hate via vending machine donations
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Really feel the need to express dislike, bitterness, hatred and resentment ? Make it a choice on a vending machine. Machine displays a variety of curses and religions (Voodoo, Wicca, Animist, Roman, Pagan, Nordic) - choose which one to buy. Put machines at heavy traffic zones like malls around Xmas time, trade shows, etc. Transaction choices could be paid by cash or credit, big or small, one time or installments, etc. What you get: a receipt and maybe fliers or brochures with detailed info about the curse, and a suitable wax doll and pins, or an inscribed lead sheet to be buried at midnight, or some herbs to burn while reading the chant on the card; i.e. something tangible to read and possibly stamp on. Viral, yes? For more esoteric religions, machines could be placed at Maker Faires, etc.
8th of 7, Jul 06 2010

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       This would be very profitable, AND it would draw crowds of protesters. [+]
swimswim, Jul 06 2010
  

       Oh yeah, and curses to you! [-]
swimswim, Jul 06 2010
  

       Yes this would be profitable and very cool.
pocmloc, Jul 06 2010
  

       + hehe I have a f(r)iend I need to send something to...
xandram, Jul 07 2010
  

       Coca Cola have had cursive vending machines for ages.
Dub, Jul 07 2010
  

       The idea here is that someone elses teeth rot away rather than yours ...
8th of 7, Jul 07 2010
  

       I can imagine the hoards of disparate religions with picket signs protesting eachother, standing at this machine, raising funds to plunk in change, while the vending machine owner just stands off in the corner and grins.
RayfordSteele, Jul 07 2010
  
      
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