Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

h a l f b a k e r y
"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, best, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: Browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

User:
Pass:
Login
Create account.


                   

Donkey Delivery
Big Ass Postal Workers
  (+5, -1)
(+5, -1)
  [vote for,
against]


A return to a gentler age, without noisy motor bikes and diesel trucks racing around.

From the central postal depot, donkeys are used to take bags of mail out to surrounding districts. Because donkeys are slower than motor bikes, deliveries would not be to individual households, but rather to a central collection point in each neighbourhood (one burro per burrough, so to speak) where everybody could come and get their own letters and engage in chit chat and flirting.


ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 17 2008

Kinda Baked, Methought http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119925/
...albeit with horses rather than donkeys. [DrCurry, Jan 17 2008]

[link]






       [DrCurry][link] no no. Costner is spelt 'Arse' not 'Ass'

ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 17 2008
  

       I believe the USPS has used donkeys in the Grand Canyon on occasion.

Spacecoyote, Jan 17 2008
  

       "one burro per burrough" Damn you! I just had my appendix removed and I cannot groan or laugh without experiencing horrible pain!!!! [-]

futurebird, Jan 17 2008
  

       <grins evilly, reaches for joke book>

8th of 7, Jan 18 2008
  

       Reads like a [po] idea.

phoenix, Jan 18 2008
  

       I'm not gonna ask why you are obsessing over the postal service [consul]. But this is a donkey delivery to a rural post office idea. not much new here.

dentworth, Jan 18 2008
  

       What, and replace the current monkeys on motorbikes?

UnaBubba, Jan 18 2008
  
      
[annotate]
  


 
back: main index
 business 
 car 
 computer 
 culture 
 fashion 
 food 
 halfbakery 
 home 
 other 
 product 
 public 
 science 
 sport