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The phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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I don't usually wear a tie, but if I did it would invariably find a way to dip into in all sorts of things.
I also don't work in an office so most of the things would be probably be liquids.
A moisture sensor in the tip of the tie activates a smallish canister of helium to rapidly discharge into
a balloon concealed inside the widest fold of the tie.
As the balloon lofts my tie safely out of harms way I can thoroughly enjoy my night out secure in the knowledge that looking like a complete idiot was narrowly avoided.
got one for you +
[xandram, Nov 13 2009]
[normzone, Nov 13 2009]
||What would look more impressively amusing would be if
wetting the tie caused the tie to curl up tightly into a