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Hair We Go Again?

Introducing The Swiss Army Beard
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Toupees, finely sported by many people all over the world nowadays, have become a bit, well, boring. Therefore I propose a 'multi-purpose' hairpiece which not only acts as a toupee, but on warmer days can be whipped off and reattached as a beard. Imagine being able to go from looking like Pat Sharpe to having a long, flowing beard and no hair in an instant! Design could include a velcro strip running down the middle so that each half can be detached...instant sideburns! Similarly, one piece could be used as a ponytail - the other as a jaunty moustache. Who wants one? Anyone..?
gizmo_man, May 30 2002


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       Ponytail -> Fu Manchu?
phoenix, May 30 2002
  

       wear it as a pinny (translation please) for cooking the barbeque or on your chest after cooking, as a napkin while eating.
po, May 30 2002
  

       You could also use it as a merkin, but afterwards you probably wouldn't want it anywhere near your face.
pottedstu, May 30 2002
  

       Can also substitute for 3 cats if you're 4 cats mad and 3 of your cats have oddly wound up in the garbage disposal. Petting a ball of hair will convince anyone that you're at least 3 cats mad. And you have to stick to those government quotas somehow.   

       In other news, Bin Laden is reportedly actually bald and beardless, but recently saw his doctor about Rogaine...
RayfordSteele, May 31 2002
  

       Following on from Po's idea, using one as a pinny would definitely add a certain 'Burt Reynolds' or 'Magnum' vibe to any barbecue proceedings...anyway, it was 'chest' a thought...
gizmo_man, May 31 2002
  

       Following on from Po's idea, using one as a pinny would definitely add a certain 'Burt Reynolds' or 'Magnum' vibe to any barbecue proceedings...anyway, it was 'chest' a thought...
gizmo_man, May 31 2002
  


 

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