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"You have the right to an attorney, mention my badge number to Johnson & Smith and get 10% off their normal legal fees"
"You have the right to one phonecall, if you do not have a quarter, I recommend 1-700-collect with rates as low as..."
"You have the right to remain silent, everything you
say can and will be used as evidence against you in a court of law, thanks to this new General Phonetics digital mini-recorder and .MP3 player, available in silver, black, or hot pink"
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"You have the right, granted by me, a law enforcement officer, if you slip me $500 right now, to go free. I never saw you, OK?" |
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how about going a step farther.
not just advertising but selling as well.
"you want your prision food? that will be $11.50 Blankets? 43.95
we also sell birthday cake with a file in it for only $99.99" |
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Yah, let us make cops' jobs even harder. That always fixes things. And telemarketing cops and door-to-door cops? Fun stuff there! Fish bones man! |
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