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Many people have an irrational fear of needles (or something similar such as aichmophobia, algophobia, belonephobia [
which, quite rightly **SHOULD** be an irrational fear of bologna sandwiches, but is not
], enetophobia, trypanophobia, and/or vaccinophobia).
The GROGco Medical Leech Kit for DIY
Phlebotomy removes these fears from the equation!
Simply pour the medical leeches from the quart jar onto your body as you go to bed for the night. When you wake the next morning, rested and refreshed, simply use the handy scraper to coax the leeches into the convenient pre-labeled plastic bag provided in the kit! After that, just drop it into the night depository at the laboratory and youre done!
Not recommended for hemophiliacs.
Quite Unlike This One, Really
No, really! [Grogster, Feb 26 2014]
||It's doing wonders for my bdellophobia.
||Damn. I did **NOT** see that coming.
||<frantically dialing the GROGco Product Development Manager>
||Alternatively, trained homing vampire bats ?