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This is a regular pair of pants, from the waist down to the knees,
whereupon the two legs fuse together (elasticly so as to
movement) into a gigantic mono Bellbottom dress. This is a
combination pants and dress. Could be worn as a statement of
gender fluidity or to show off a thigh gap
but retain the foot-
flowyness of a gown below the knees.
Picture of Mono Bell bottom Pants-dress
[JesusHChrist, Feb 23 2015]
[notexactly, Mar 26 2015]
||You could store stuff like sandwiches or books on top of the "bridge".
||Maybe add Velcro seam between the two legs, if the wearer ever wants to walk or run.
||The problem is that if the "bridge" between the
ankles is wide enough to allow walking, it's going to
sag down and drag on the ground when you put your
legs together, or as your legs pass eachother when
||I suppose, though, that one could adopt a legs-apart
Baderesque style of walking.
||A pair of straps to keep it from dragging?