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Piped food directly to your mouth from a tube situated
anywhere in the apartment or house. Pipes provide fairly
tastless nutrients so you can spend more time on the net
and not have to bother about food. Everything is mashed
and piped from the central mashing plant owned by the
and reclusive government.
Excellent for dope heads.
No need for a kitchen.
Never need to wash up again.
Mostly pizza flavour.
Related idea for an overlapping demographic.
There's clearly a market for this sort of stuff. [Monkfish, Aug 22 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||In the absence of any refrigerant or something keeping food at least 160 degrees, I believe you would die a slow painful death or catch legglessella. Congratulations, you just had a disease named after you.
||Did you ever have Tasty Wheat?
||I think a glucose IV drip and a vitimin pill would work just as well. Further, I think most people would prefer the "hard work" of eating junk food from a bag.