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Fart. The grand slapstick of all humors. So crude, but it doesn't have to be!
Imagine implanting a pair of "lungs", or basically air sacs that can be expanded and
contracted by squeezing certain muscles. For women, this would allow those less-
endowed to be able to "puff up" as she tries to
impress men who enjoy the larger
buttocks. For men, it would allow them to.. hmmm. well they could float better in
Although not currently possible, a set of implanted vocal chords could allow
anybody to "speak out of their arse", literally. This could be the beginning of an
entirely new trend. We may hear people ask others "do you talk butt?" or "don't
you ever talk sac to me like that".
||I thought this was going to be for more efficient anal
||// could allow anybody to "speak out of their arse", literally. //
||Politicians aren't going to like the competition in their specialized area of competence (quite possibly their only area of competence).