Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Security Money Clip
Frustrate would-be thieves
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If a thief accosts you just turn over the Security Money Clip and laugh at his look of frustration when he realizes your money is protected by a combination lock.

MauiChuck, May 16 2005


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       Then watch with wonder as he extracts a KBar knife from inside his jacket and holds it to your throat while you undo the combination lock.

UnaBubba, May 16 2005
  

       Probably not a good idea to laugh at a thief.

finrod, May 17 2005
  

       Hey, on a similar note, you could just say no when he points a gun at you and asks for your cash. Then laugh.

david_scothern, May 17 2005
  

       // KBar knife// in new zealand a k-bar is a thing made of almost pure sugar and flavouring, is about 12-15 cm long and costs about 25 cents.i wish i had a k-bar right now.

andrew1, May 17 2005
  

       How can you all so over-analyise such a dumb joke. Are you all in MENSA? Henny Youngman would have big probs getting a laugh here.

MauiChuck, May 17 2005
  

       Having never heard of Henny Youngman, I googled, and found some material. I imagine anyone with an IQ in double digits would find it hard to raise a smile.   

       Mmm... Ka-Bar good. Idea bad. Mongo smash.

justaguy, May 17 2005
  

       I thought [UnaBubba]s joke was funny.

finrod, May 17 2005
  

       "I'm thinking it over"

half, May 17 2005
  

       Great gag, [Maui]! [+++]   

       Now, what am I supposed to do with this anterior cingulate thingy once its removed?   

       *looks over at mango smashings* hmm...

daseva, May 17 2005
  


 
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