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If a thief accosts you just turn over the Security Money Clip and laugh at his look of frustration when he realizes your money is protected by a combination lock.
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Then watch with wonder as he extracts a KBar knife from inside his jacket and holds it to your throat while you undo the combination lock. |
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Probably not a good idea to laugh at a thief. |
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Hey, on a similar note, you could just say no when he points a gun at you and asks for your cash. Then laugh. |
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// KBar knife// in new zealand a k-bar is a thing made of almost pure sugar and flavouring, is about 12-15 cm long and costs about 25 cents.i wish i had a k-bar right now. |
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How can you all so over-analyise such a dumb joke. Are you all in MENSA?
Henny Youngman would have big probs getting a laugh here. |
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Having never heard of Henny Youngman, I googled, and found some material. I imagine anyone with an IQ in double digits would find it hard to raise a smile. |
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Mmm... Ka-Bar good. Idea bad. Mongo smash. |
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I thought [UnaBubba]s joke was funny. |
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Now, what am I supposed to do with this anterior cingulate thingy once its removed? |
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*looks over at mango smashings* hmm... |
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