Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Shoe horn
Move it !
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Press the button on your jacket which is wired up to two compressed air horns attached to the uppers of your shoes when the other public refuses to budge.

Let out loud audible honks.


skinflaps, Feb 05 2004

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       I love it and would use regularly in my walk to and from work in London City

lolo, Feb 05 2004
  

       I thought you were advocating horns of the type that stereotypical Vikings have on their hats. That would give you some personal space, too.

English Bob, Feb 05 2004
  

       but, but, why are they in your shoes?

k_sra, Feb 05 2004
  

       For a punnier title?

FarmerJohn, Feb 05 2004
  

       to keep them away from your ears?

oxen crossing, Feb 05 2004
  

       "The meek shall inherit your shoes" ... I think thats outta the bible or something like that, right? ...

Letsbuildafort, Feb 05 2004
  
      
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