h a l f b a k e r yLike gliding backwards through porridge.
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Great little educational tool for the kiddies. A switch sealed in each heal and a little speaker on top. Each time the kid takes a step, it tells them which is right and which is left. That ought to drum it into them pretty quick. Also, you can include a special message for when the switches are pressed
too quickly in succession; "Stop running, you little b*****d!"
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Now these would be really cool in German ! |
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THAT would be REALLY annoying. |
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I was thinking of Blackadder, so not really German.... |
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I particularly like the Big Bird voice idea. |
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Maybe they could be switched so that when you clicked your heels together they'd play Disney's "Its a small world after all" over & over & over & over & over ............. |
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It could put the tongue to new use. |
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Quite confusing for a little tyke who might put on shoes backwards.
Howsabout a lace tension sensor? "Tie your laces, or you'll trip over them!" I've seen 14-year-olds who need this feature. |
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i trip the guys at school by their shoelaces sometimes.. I like this idea...i'd want a pair to annoy my classmates and disrupt tests |
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The warning voice would pre-condition them for the wonderful world of talking cars <your lace is untied, your lace is untied, your lace is untied, your lace is untied> |
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<you stepped in dog shit, you stepped in dog shit> |
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