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Fantasy = you want animals especially many cats to be your
on the red carpet or where ever you go. So you purchase these
electronic noise makers in the soles. Noise makers especially
engineered to attract the curiosity and prolonged attention of cats
available kitty cats to follow you wherever you go. These
shoes may also be scented to enhance the same effect.
These fabulous shoes will make you a 21st century cat lady or
gentleman, whatever. Follow Me Kitty has changed the game, you
not be considered a genuine Cat Lady without these shoes.
I like to think about how cool I would feel if groups of cats just
me around. I imagine people gawking and the ability to tell them "oh I
have had a powerful animal magnetism my whole life so don't worry"
a casual dismissive tone.
There will naturally be a family of shoe products liked Follow Me
Dogs or Follow me Flippers for fish or sharks..
||I'm not sure about some magical noise to attract cats, but laser pointers are known to work well for this purpose. Do cats see the same spectrum we do, or would it be possible to create a laser pointer that creates a spot visible to cats but not humans?
||for cats - a kipper in your heels...
||I think you could amalgamate some of your
products. For example, a dual-purpose Follow Me
Vicious Dogs and Follow Me Kitty shoe would ensure
that you never wanted for entertainment. Likewise,
Follow Me Kitty and Follow Me Sharks would be
||Add small liquid dispensers in the heels to leave a trail of
concentrated catnip oil. Not only will you attract a greater
number of cats than with squeaky noises and laser dots
combined (though by all means retain those features) but
cats will linger about your trail for days after you've passed
||It's a cute idea. Follow Me Birds would require head protection from bird poop. (Although I would love a million birds to follow me around!)
||^ that's an easy one: a stroll by the seashore with a box of french-fries.
||That's too easy [FT]- I want them to follow me to work, (like Mary had a little lamb) and various other places.