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Staff Members

Give the gift of fascists or faggots this holiday seasons.
 
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This gift is for you when you give it to them this holiday season. Staff Members are the perfect ribbon bound sets of scented holiday twigs that are perfect for the office Christmas party. Place Staff Members at any door to keep people from getting in. Everyone will enjoy the comparison of themselves to Staff Members, and none will be offended when they are reminded how they are bound with the same traditionally festooned gag that wraps this gift.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015

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       Issues, [gc]?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Yes.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       Have you considered drinking heavily? It's worked for me.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Yes, obviously I have.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       In that case, have you considered giving up drinking? I've never tried, but some people say it's very helpful.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Some people say a lot of things.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       And some people think instead.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Yes it's an important difference that someone with a communicative mind is more of a fascist than someone who cultivates one that is personal. But obviously it is a pretty difficult concept, and a censored one.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       I dunno, [gunc], there's a few million jews who'd disagree. However, I like your plan of cultivating your mind. I hope it goes well.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Obviously liberty and fraternity are categorically different, and it is self-evident that some individuality is lost to group membership. So I don't know what 3million confederate jews you would have to round up to keep me from seeing that, but they would be on your side anyway.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       I'm sure I'd agree if I understood word 1 of what you're saying.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       You know what confederates are, they are the ones individuals should have paranoia about. That's the fascist power of anti-individualism. They are on the side against individual liberty, and liberty of all kinds. SO slavery, servitude, loyalty, objective class differences, money system, naive v. real. That kind of thing. Very interesting to look back and read about American Civil War considering these issues. For example how scientific racism was part of class differences and servitude, and how individual power and naive doctrines in comparison brought down that system on into the twentieth century.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       //You know what confederates are// To be honest, no. Southern US people?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2015
  

       Seems to me those Brits and Duchies had no time to become what are called Southern US people today.
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       eh ?
FlyingToaster, Dec 14 2015
  

       They weren't fighting for United States were they? Something hard to understand?
guncandy, Dec 14 2015
  

       oh, _that_ confederation. . .   

       I don't get it.
FlyingToaster, Dec 14 2015
  

       Will there be axes ? We like axes ...
8th of 7, Dec 14 2015
  

       I'm guessing schnapps and tequila.
FlyingToaster, Dec 14 2015
  

       He said "member"
pocmloc, Dec 15 2015
  

       I don't know. I suspect far too much gunc for andy to deal with at the moment.
RayfordSteele, Dec 15 2015
  
      
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