Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Statin Klutz

Comes to deliver life saving cholesterol lowering medicine on Christmas eve...
 
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... trips and spills them all over the floor.

I dare you to bone this! I double dog dare you!

Here, I'll start. [-}

doctorremulac3, Dec 16 2018

Mincemeat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat
" ... a mixture of chopped dried fruit, distilled spirits and spices ..." [8th of 7, Dec 16 2018]

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       Although I'm fully aware this post may not even be worthy of a bone. The dreaded "Ignore him, he's just drunk." response.
doctorremulac3, Dec 16 2018
  

       ... or worse, the even more dreaded "Ignore him, his meds are out of balance again." response ...   

       Since this is another appallingly contrived Santa pun, and one we hadn't (yet) thought of, we are obliged to give it a mincemeat*-stuffed croissant with holly** on the top.   

       *The version made with chopped fruit <link>, not the type made from animals ***.   

       **The holly is decorative; holly berries and leaves are toxic. Don't eat it.   

       *** Although it has been suggested that the banana may be in fact a kind of fish. However, mincemeat doesn't normally contain banana.
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