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If Santa knows if you've been bad or good, but
Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of
men, then it
naturally follows that they are the same person.
A guy who has been sneaking around at
midnight for a
millenia surely knows a thing or two about
stealth, and a
white or even green puffy coat
sleigh bells isn't stealthy. These are just what he
public appearances, obviously. The real suit is
years of soot and kept that way, in order to
absorbtivity and keep the guy warm and hidden.
He is a
master of thermodynamics, after all.
But the years of climbing down chimneys have
toll, and Santa is not as thin as he used to be.
present a remedy: Santa' vanta suit. Ultra low
ensures he can't be tracked, at least on foot.
looking at improvements to the sleigh, soon, as
||"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side ..."
// We'll be looking at improvements to the sleigh, soon //
||Ooooh, goody. We want to see that ... or rather, not.
||You've failed to make the nice list for the third year
straight. The Emperor is most displeased with your
apparent lack of progress, and is far less forgiving than I
am. Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate you!
||Hey, , you've failed to close the meta-tag properly ...
||That's a relief. (It was beginning to bug me.
||This is one for the paint, the bubble or toffee just will pack on more girth. Although the Vantabubble might also have laminar flow characteristics giving the sleigh more slide.
||[MaxwellBuchanan]; nicely done.)